Billy Beachball with the Plumbing Wrench outside the EU

Billy Beachball with the Plumbing Wrench outside the EU

Greetings peeps, welcome to another jam packed edition of The Long and Winding Croad. So I've come back from a nice week away in Woolacombe, which can only be described as "Hill Central". I swear the poor car was vertical at one point! Maybe that's what these places do on purpose...feed you loads of burgers and chips, and then make you walk up and down so many hills you burn it back off again! The scoundrels! Ever come back from a holiday and just think...i could do with some time off to recover now? All in all, the weather held out pretty good, i may even have slightly tanned for the first time in human history. Having mayonnaise like colour skin i hope this lasts! A little tid bit story for you, one of the site mascots was called Billy Beachball, seems normal enough right? Not until he has his own song which im pretty sure had the words 'Billy's Willy' in. Yes that's right folks, a family holiday park warping the minds of young children. Well we will go with that, and not the fact im so old my hearing has gone to pot hey!

So ive just had the plumber in. No, that's not some kind of sick innuendo you dirty minded people, i genuinely had an old man here playing with my pipe.....hmmm. Anyway, the toilet has been whistling after use, not like any decent tune or the seven dwarfs, more just to itself. I decided to take a look. I have done about as much plumbing as you ever seen Super Mario do in his life, so conclusion was 'the toilets broke'. Long story short, plumbers replaced some bit in top and now i can shit in peace and quiet. Jobs a good un.

Lets quickly talk about a huge week in wrestling. New WWE Champ and Martin favorite Dean Ambrose had a fantastic night Sunday at Money in the Bank, leaving the night as champion. Great move to put the belt on him, as he is one of the top babyfaces of the company right now. Ahead of the uncertain draft of the brands, Dean looks to be a big focal point of the summer. Meanwhile Roman Reigns, after being announced in a 3 way for Battleground got himself suspended under the wellness policy. For the non wrestling guys, the wellness policy was bought in years ago to stop the use of drugs in wrestling. In covers anything from fun to enhancement drugs. Roman got himself slapped with a suspension, but can still luckily compete at Battleground and give us the amazing 3 way of The Shield we have wanted for the past few years. Roman has come on really well in the past few months in big match ups, and this is a back step for him for sure. I only hope he gets his shit together and learns from this. Quickly on the draft, July 19th Special, loads of rumours of bringing back old stars to fill out the two brands. Don't be surprised to see the 'The Whole F'in Show' at least.

Quick update on the EU? Its not like it hasn't been thrown down your faces all week? So we are out! Leaving are EU buddies behind, the UK looks to concentrate on itself and build back up a Great Britain again. My thoughts... you have to understand it will take a few years to stable anything, but i think everyone should consider the £350 million a week we will no longer be spending on the EU. The country over the past few years has had recessions and been on a downward slump, and only by taking it back and investing in ourselves can we rise up again. I'm optimistic at this stage, sad to see Cameron go, but totally understand you cant drive a ship if you don't believe in the course it is taking.

Speaking of ships, this one has sailed. Hope you enjoyed another episode of the Long and Winding Croad. I haven't received any fan mail yet, only assuming Royal Mail are snowed under with it and finding a way to get it to me. 

Peace out Monkeys

Martin