Wednesday, 8 June 2016

Welcome to the Journey


Welcome To The Journey

So somehow, some way, you've managed to land on my blog. Welcome! If you had intended to browse the internet for a water skiing squirrel video, or recipe tips for a birthday cake.... let me tell you, you are currently more lost than a penguin in the desert. Nonetheless, hopefully you'll take the time to read my ramblings.

Well as this is the debut blog I guess I should answer some simple questions. My name is Martin, i live in the South West of England, and I've decided to blog my thoughts on Life and Pro-Wrestling. My life is pretty simple, i'm just a small town boy, living in a lonely world...took the midnight train.,... oh wait, we are already off track and I've barely begun.

I feel its at this point you'd have some cool dream music, a few clouds pop into shot, and then we have a flashback sequence to me as a kid. Lets age me maybe 2 or 3, rocking a white diper, and a sweet stripe T shirt. How is it okay to look like this at a young age, but at 28 years old (almost 29), this is socially unacceptable to publicly dress like this?  I'm sure i'll touch on my childhood in later posts, but i had pretty much the same up bringing as most kids in the South West. I went through the education system learning stuff like Pythagoras and Sikhism religion, as opposed to the useful stuff needed in later life such as Mortgages and Social Media.... That's education for your folks!

Right now, ive just started a new job. It's going well, but i'm still in training. I'm planning on using the 'i'm in training' excuse for a good few months, sort as a get out of jail free card. The one job area you cant apply that logic too is anything criminal guys. Free life advice here folks, like the shining star guiding the wise men to Jesus (i actually played the star in the nativity once.... tight casting at its best), I shall try and guide you through the potholes of life i have seen so far. Think of me like a modern Adrian Mole, a reference which has probably gone over the head of anyone born outside of the 1990's.

As well as the usual rambling on life, that time in the supermarket I caught a neighbor buying lube, and many other stories which will fill out this blog, i'll also cover my passion for Pro Wrestling. Its 16 years strong now, and my knowledge is probably at the Mastermind seat stage where you realize you've become some kind of geek. Yes, i'm talking about the 'fake' 'not real' WWF stuff, or as i like to say 'The Choreographed and predetermined world of Sports Entertainment'. The industry currently has a insurgence of new fresh talent bringing in a 'new era' to our screens, so i'll try to touch on the old and the new where I can. I'm a big fan of the Villains or 'Heels' as they are known, cus who dosn't love a bad guy right.

How is this blog already this long? I'm actually writing this on my lunch, which i ate about an hour ago... anyway, i don't want to make the debut edition too meaty, we can save the good stuff for down the road. That's why its called 'The Long and Winding Croad', cus hopefully through stories and tid bits i can show you inside my life, and how i have got to where i am. There will be the highs of life, the good times, the Buzz Lightyear fancy dress costumes.... but obviously there will also be the low times, and covering an issue which has become all too common these days among my generation, Mental Health.

Do i have you hooked? No? Well... your gunna miss out on some great stories. For those on board, welcome, as we embark on a crazy Journey...


Martin :)


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